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Prank Calls, the art form, the lifestyle. While alot of the prank calls I make are really dumb or involve a toilet flushing at some point, a few seem fit to tell others about. The list should grow alot in time, i just haven't come up with many yet. You can send me your prank calls at Lo_digital@juno.com
Kathy?
This one involves the basic call someone you don't know formula. When the person answers, ask for Kathy, or any other name you like, I prefer using Kathy, just sounds like the kind of person that would do this. They will say something like "I think you have the wrong number" something like that, keep talking. Say it like "Kathy, oh Hi! I did'nt recognize your voice, it's been so long. So how are things?" Try to keep it going as long as you can, ask about "her" kids, hows is work, tell her about your kids in prison, things that you would associate a lame call with.
Charlie, The Veteran
You are Charlie, the veteran, and you like telling war stories, especially to complete strangers. Yes, you werein the war, the one that you can't quite remember. But peter, or was that steve died. Well, anyways, you are mad at alot of things, like the postal service, your dogs health, and your short attention span. I'll leave it up to you to make it work.
The Following Works Were Submitted By Mike, Check out his page, The Surreal Society, in the linked section.
Johnny Makea Pelvisfeelgood
Keep asking for someone named Jimmy Wang, a.k.a. Johnny Makea Pelvisfeelgood.
BlowJobs on National Television?
Call looking for a baby sitter who is well-known for good blowjobs.....
Yard Sell
Call someone and advertise a yardsale. Use random items that are for sale, Like This beautiful rusty ass JohnDeer Lawn Mower, only \\$995...wheels not included.
This one was submitted by Jackie, who's webpage is also in the linked section.
Cynthia Coasey
This is Cynthia Coasey, your neighbor, and I have noticed some steaming piles of dog feces in my yard and i was wondering if you or any of your neighbors has a dog..or un toilet trained children that might have a little problem like this" and you have to add a New York accent
I do it al the time and they give me neighbors numbers and everything.
Misc.
The following aren't really prank calls, but are entertaining to watch none the less.
Porn Anyone?
This is similar to the old superglue the quarter to the ground trick, but is preformed using a porn. Glue part of a magizine, video case, or anything like this to the ground. Watch the fun as every guy in the neighborhood trys to pick it up.
Hey, Why Isn't She Doing Anything
This is one for those of you who rent your porns from movie stores. Tape over it with something random at the best parts, may I suggest a baseball game, a woman giving birth, or my personal favorite, Taping over the entire thing with the Wizard of Oz. Whoever gets it next is gonna be sitting there wondering "Hey, when is this Dorothy chick getting naked?"