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Warning: This may be the most disturbing thing I have ever read. I left the typos in to keep it true.
Damian- lube!
cut nails! leave my ass out of it!
Kenny O: Tuck in as many finger-nails as
possible. Use to chase gerbils. Try natural lubricant.
Bryan: Try ice!
Alan: The Jim Henson- life her over your head
with the hand deep inside, try and manipulate her like a puppet.
Damian- Donkey-punches!
Kenny O- Following fisting, try giving enemas of
cheap-wine.
Mikey: Hopefully find lost keys, spare change,
Hoffa's body. ps: dont get stuck
Damian- Dirty Houdini!
Alan- Spin her around like a top.
Kenny O- Don't take it to the elbow, it's just
insulting and disrespectful.
Bryan: Hemmroids are a keep-sake....
Mikey: Please don't explain practice to Lance.